The time is upon us, to don the most hideous of Christmas jumpers possible, in a bid to out-do our friends to cries of ...
Now, of course you could ask you Nan to knit you some monstrosity, but of course that would mean you had to pretend you actually liked it, and possibly have to wear it when she comes to visit, but instead i offer you an alternative. What if i told you, that instead of going for that mighty title of "most awful jumper ever created by man", that this year you could, instead, wear a jumper that leaves your friends in awe, and wondering how they ever plucked up enough courage to grace their body with this beauty.
So have no fear my friends, i have gathered together a collection of the....
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Jumper
Available from boohoo.com
A lovely quote from an ever favorite Christmas movie!
Christmas Jumper
Available from Abandon Ship
Because who doesn't need a jumper depicting mini devils on skis?
The Slayer Christmas Jumper
Though this was once available from Slayer themselves, it can now be found on eBay for various prices.
But come on..... it's a Slayer Christmas Jumper!
Merry Krampus Sweater
Available from McPhee.com
Krampus is the anti-Santa Claus from Europe who punishes the naughty girls and boys on Christmas Eve. If you're bad, instead of bringing you presents, Krampus stuffs you into a sack so that he can eat you for dinner!
And no list of alternative and amazing Christmas jumpers would be complete without mentioning the incredible Shredders Knit Apparel.
With gems such as The Baphmet
Church Burner Snowman
And Hip Hop Santa
Whats not to love?
So throw away those vile Christmas jumpers from years gone by, the time has come to rock the most awesome and out there knit that you can find, and wear it with pride!
Laters taters!
xoxo
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